Raksha Bandhan is the festival of brother and sister love. Let’s make this Raksha Bandhan a bit more funny for your sister or brother with these funny Raksha Bandhan greetings.
| Sister, you’re the WiFi to my life – I hate it when you don’t work, but I can’t live without you! |
| Brother, you’re like my favorite Netflix series – annoying but addictive. Happy Rakhi! |
| Raksha Bandhan: Celebrating the art of getting on each other’s nerves since childhood! |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m awesome, and well… you’re okay too. Happy Rakhi! |
| This Rakhi, I promise to judge your life choices slightly less. Slightly. |
| Sister, you’re the sprinkles to my ice cream – unnecessary but it makes things more fun! |
| Happy Rakhi to my built-in best friend and worst enemy! |
| Sister, thanks for being my unpaid therapist. This Rakhi’s on the house! |
| To my brother: You’re weird, I’m weird. Let’s stay weird together. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| This Rakhi, I promise to only tell mom about 50% of the stupid things you do. |
| Brother, thanks for being tall. I needed someone to reach the high shelves. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| This Rakhi, let’s make a pact: I won’t tell about your secret stash if you don’t tell about mine! |
| Happy Raksha Bandhan to the one who knows all my embarrassing stories and hasn’t sold them to the media… yet |
| This Rakhi, I promise to laugh at least 10% of your jokes. No guarantees on the quality though. |
| Sister, you’re like my shadow – always there, whether I like it or not. Happy Rakhi |
| Brother, you’re the ‘ctrl+z’ of my life – always there to undo my mistakes. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| To my sister: Thanks for being my personal Google – you know everything, especially about me. Happy Rakhi! |
| Brother, you’re like my car’s GPS – I don’t always listen to you, but I probably should. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| This Rakhi, I promise to only use your Netflix account 6 days a week instead of 7 |
| Brother, thanks for being my personal comedian. Your life choices never fail to make me laugh! |
| Sister, you’re like my phone’s autocorrect – annoying but sometimes surprisingly helpful. Happy Rakhi! |
| To my brother: Thanks for being you, so I can be the favorite child. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| This Rakhi, let’s promise to only fight over important things… like the TV remote and the last slice of pizza. |
| Happy Raksha Bandhan to my partner in procrastination and professional excuse-maker! |
| Brother, you’re like my morning alarm – annoying but necessary. Happy Rakhi! |
| To my brother: You’re not annoying, you’re just very good at testing my patience. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| Brother, thanks for being my personal ATM. This Raksha Bandhan, I promise to increase my withdrawals! |
| Brother, you’re like my favorite song – repetitive and annoying, but I still love you. Happy Raksha Bandhan! |
| This Rakhi, I promise to only raid your closet once a week. Maybe twice. Okay, thrice tops! |
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